Frank Zappa: Stink Foot
Okay, so seriousnous, glamour, or utilitarianism may pull sway with a foot-fetishized (s)talking-point-style-topic, but worn enough they'll all end up in the same court: Stink Foot!
"Stink-foot, Stink-foot, I ain't lyin'
Could you rinse it off, do you suppose?"
I have to say, I'm a tad gleeful to plop a Zappa into our soiree. He's my spiritual guiding whatzitz, after all.