tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7708222118153457760.post9014454958748933698..comments2024-03-03T18:27:35.090-05:00Comments on Star Maker Machine: Advice: 50 Ways To Leave Your Loverboyhowdyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09799915352726835586noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7708222118153457760.post-27434308914397829102008-06-09T19:31:00.000-04:002008-06-09T19:31:00.000-04:00If there MUST be fifty ways to leave your lover, t...If there MUST be fifty ways to leave your lover, then why does Paul Simon only manage to come up with a half dozen or so? Not like him to come up so short...<BR/><BR/>Total tangent: I was once on an airplane whose parent airline went bankrupt while it was still on the runway -- the giddy air hostesses, realizing that this was their last day of employment, decided it was the only chance they'd ever have to break out the parody version of the standard safety lecture. Best line ever: <I>There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are only five way to leave this airplane...</I>boyhowdyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09799915352726835586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7708222118153457760.post-25554842071263661962008-06-09T03:03:00.000-04:002008-06-09T03:03:00.000-04:00Paul Simon is THE best! I'm so glad somebody's fea...Paul Simon is THE best! I'm so glad somebody's featured him :oDDivinylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17714248849968506687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7708222118153457760.post-52069856626680743752008-06-09T01:04:00.000-04:002008-06-09T01:04:00.000-04:00This one has to have the most advice per minute of...This one has to have the most advice per minute of any song!Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07401395043889488168noreply@blogger.com