Johnny Socko: If I Didn't Have a Goiter
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I felt I had to post this as a transition song from "If" into "Medical Conditions", it's just too perfect, and really, how many songs out there are there that will fit both?
A fun-loving novelty 90's ska song (by a band who did many such kooky songs) about all the things he'd do if you didn't have that annoying goiter. And yes, I went with the album art instead of a picture of the malady. You're welcome.