Rilo Kiley: The Frug
Some songs don't lend themselves to over-detailed analysis. This 1999 song by indie pop group Rilo Kiley is one of those. Lead singer Jenny Lewis lists some things she can and cannot do, most of which are of passing value (I can make some mac and cheese), which stand in stark contrast to the fundamental thing she claims she cannot do: I cannot fall in love.
For what it's worth, I cannot do the Smurf either. I can, however, still do a passable frug and a damned good Freddie.