Lucero: Slow Dancing
[purchase]
Johnny Rivers: Swayin' to the Music (Slow Dancin')***
[LP & CD out of print, purchase on iTunes]
This is going to be one of the stranger blog posts on Star Maker Machine, but my life has been strange lately, so just roll with it, OK? OK.
Johnny Rivers | Lucero | |
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Song Name | Swayin’ to the Music (Slow Dancin’)*** | Slow Dancing |
Album | Outside Help | Tennessee |
Year | 1977 | 2002 |
Written By | Jack Tempchin | Ben Nichols |
Highest Chart Position | #10 on US Billboard Hot 100, #3 in Canada | None |
Song Storyteller | Man talking to a Woman | Man (aka "Trouble") talking to a Woman |
Song Location | At Home | Dive Bar |
Time | Late at night | Near closing time |
Music Source | Radio | Jukebox maybe? Not specified |
Dancing Partner | "My Girl" | Random woman, presumably intoxicated |
Ambiance | Lights Low | Starry Disco Ball |
Who's Watching? | No one | Everyone at the bar |
Dance Skills | Swayin' to the music | Too drunk to keep in time |
Interrupted by Telephone Calls? | No | No |
Holding Dance Partner Tight? | Yes! | Yes! |
Smiling? | Presumably, Yes | Yes, a lot |
Slow dance to more than one song? | Presumably, Yes | No |
What happens next? | More swayin' to the music | Couple goes their separate ways |
And then? | More swayin' | Dude can't get chick off of his mind |
Then? | More swayin' (damn this song is repetitive) | Homeboy smokes and drinks a shit ton |
Post-script | Couples lives happily ever after in their house in the suburbs with 2.6 kids, a dog, and a Volvo | Narrator can never find this girl again, gets clinically depressed, ends up in rehab, gets emphysema |
Can you actually slow dance to this song? | It’s little too up-tempo for a slow dance, but perfect for the late 70s | Yes, but afterwards you need to do whiskey shots and cry |
Final Thoughts | This song is cheesy as hell but I love it | This song is pretty much the reason I started listening to alt country music |
***Composer Jack Tempchin originally entitled this song "Slow Dancing." The Rivers' version was changed to "Swayin' to the Music (Slow Dancin')" to avoid confusion with another 1977 single release entitled "Slow Dancing Don't Turn Me On" by the Addrisi Brothers. So for the purposes of Star Maker Machine, that's close enough.