Silly Songs: You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

Roger Miller - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd [purchase box set]

According to the absurdist laureate of country music, you can't do the following:

• Roller skate in a buffalo herd
• Take a shower in a parakeet cage
• Swim in a baseball pool
• Change film with a kid on your back
• Drive around with a tiger in your car
• Fish in a watermelon patch

But, you know what you can do?

• Be happy if you've a mind to.